two irishmen and a blonde
TWO IRISH ENGINEERS & A BLONDE
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: 'We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole,
but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts
and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket,
took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six
inches.
She then walked off.
Mick said:
'Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the length.'
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