Arab Student in the UK's email to his Dad:
Dear Dad England is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving son Twenty million pounds from UK fuel sales has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too |
Spottec this the other day..
A landrover is chasing a jeep.What does the jeep do to lose the landrover the jeep goes offroad.. Thought it was quite good made me chuckle.. Cheers Gav |
The difference between having Guts and having Balls...
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." |
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whats a 3 legged donkey
wonkey i know its a bad joke |
aint that off an old kids programme lmao, Can tell what you do in your spare time lol
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now you are showing your age abit cos i do not remember it herd it off a friend
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